tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(vía kucala)

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

(vía queerplantbaby)

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

(vía littlemammal)

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

(vía tattyz)

p3n1s:

cokeflow:

I would suck a dick to be able to teleport

I would suck a dick even if nothing happens

(Fuente: fingerblaster113, vía dextrometh-babe)

speedlimit15:

i miss msn messenger

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