Short people are closer to the ground and therefore closer to satan
50shadesofbandstuff (via atlsupportgroup)
: i bought shoes from a drug dealer i don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
(Fuente: wispygirl, vía queerplantbaby)